THE PROFESSOR OF PERIOD 5
Weekly lessons. We investigate family traditions, lucky objects, scorekeeping, hairstyles, and other strange systems humans build to make tomorrow feel manageable.
Phones and snacks in your backpack. Ears open.
I'm your substitute for whatever class this is.
Today we're doing a demonstration.
What you’re about to hear is your system doing something very predictable and then insisting it had a good reason.
It didn’t.
It was following a sequence.
Let's begin.